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Reflecting on the membership’s intent to have fun,
this page is a paste board for matters humorous.
We welcome further
(publishable) suggestions for this page.
Please send your pictures, or bon mots, to:
Webmaster@craventennis.org.uk.
Not to fawn or for
scorn ………
but further ideas to spawn ………
lest we be left all forlorn or with a yawn ………
yes, some corn but no porn ………
but for a new
dawn to be born ………
so all can continue to use our nice green lawn ………
ANON (alias the
prawn?)
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Get knocked up
on grass
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Come play with
us
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All-Craven
Tennis Club (sorry Wimbledon!)
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Our green green
grass of home
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Strike a net
chord with us
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We have
hi-visibility balls
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Our balls
bounce on grass
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The place for
racquets and backhanders
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We’ve serena’d
it all
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For singles,
doubles, or just a family bash
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Give us your
passing shot
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Oh dear! They
have had too many doubles!
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Feel free to
dally in a rally or dolly with a volley.
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He has had too
many mixed doubles
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Craven Images:
1. The Tennis Club
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We do it on
grass!
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Have a bash at
a smash or make a pass on our grass
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No dallying in
the rallying
or dollying in the
volleying here!

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