Craven Lawn Tennis Club

   

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Reflecting on the membership’s intent to have fun,
 this page is a paste board for matters humorous.

We welcome further (publishable) suggestions for this page.
Please send your pictures, or bon mots, to:
                            Webmaster@craventennis.org.uk.

Not to fawn or for scorn ………
   but further ideas to spawn ………
      lest we be left all forlorn or with a yawn ………
         yes, some corn but no porn ………
            but for a new dawn to be born ………
               so all can continue to use our nice green lawn ………

 ANON (alias the prawn?)
 

  • Get knocked up on grass

  • Come play with us

  • All-Craven Tennis Club     (sorry Wimbledon!)

  • Our green green grass of home  

  • Strike a net chord with us

  • We have hi-visibility balls

  • Our balls bounce on grass

  • The place for racquets and backhanders

  • We’ve serena’d it all

  • For singles, doubles, or just a family bash

  • Give us your passing shot

  • Oh dear! They have had too many doubles!

  • Feel free to dally in a rally or dolly with a volley.

  • He has had too many mixed doubles

  • Craven Images: 1. The Tennis Club

  • We do it on grass!

  • Have a bash at a smash or make a pass on our grass

  • No dallying in the rallying
              or dollying in the volleying here!

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